I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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