just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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