lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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