Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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