i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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