So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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