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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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