Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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