i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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