It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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