So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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