i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
