you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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