I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
