dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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