just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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