There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
is it fun? or sober?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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