She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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