I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
