He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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