he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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