ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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