? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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