great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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