You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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