She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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