So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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