Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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