Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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