Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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