Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he shaved USA in his pubs
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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