Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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