so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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