Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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