There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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