Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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