Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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