my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
smell my finger.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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