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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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