Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
