I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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