he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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