So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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