I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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