Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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