Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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