Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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