That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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