Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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