Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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