Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You were trust falling into bushes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
