She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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