This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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