So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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