hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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