Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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