I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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